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Adult film critic Patrick Parker joins PornCrush as contributing writer

Respected journalist will pen monthly column highlighting top scenes, stars

By Frank Lotion / Contributor

Feb 29, 2024

Patrick Parker—one of the most well-respected film critics in the adult industry—has joined PornCrush as a special contributor, website owner/editor Austin King announced Wednesday.

Every four weeks, Parker will unveil his selections for the month’s best scenes in “Crushin’ It,” a list-style article that will include a quick review of each of his picks.

Parker’s debut column will appear Thursday on PornCrush.

“Anyone who follows Patrick on social media can sense his passion for adult content—and for the talent and directors who create it,” King said. “Even more, I’m impressed with Patrick’s attention to detail and the knowledge of performers he exhibits when reviewing scenes. I learn something new every time I read Patrick’s work.

“I’m excited to share his expertise with fans and followers of PornCrush.”

Parker’s agreement with PornCrush is non-exclusive, meaning he will continue to pen reviews for other platforms..

Frank Lotion / Contributor

Frank Lotion is a veteran adult film critic who writes reviews and features for PornCrush. He lives in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, where he was recently promoted to assistant to the assistant manager at Long John Silver’s (Employee of the Week Runner-up: February 2014). Frank is a proud subscriber to 37 different Only Fans accounts and openly simps for Teagan Presley and Jesse Jane, claiming to have reviewed—twice—all 955 films in which they’ve appeared. Frank makes regular visits to Porn Valley and has never missed a two-for-one sale at Adult Video LAX, where he is a regular #Booth4 #pleaseknock