My Wishlist for MILFY.com; PornCrush makes roster suggestions for Kayden Kross' sizzling new production banner
Penny Barber, Maitland Ward and others help VMG site launch to rave reviews
By Frank Lotion / Contributor
Jun 15, 2023
Kayden Kross has become one of the most successful—and influential—people in the adult industry for a multitude of reasons. But three stand out.
She’s an elite director with great taste in talent.
She’s a masterful writer and storyteller.
And she’s smart as fuck.
Having a pulse for what an audience wants is a gift on its own. Being able to deliver it in high-end fashion is the cherry on top. Kross—one of the top directors in porn history—has done precisely that with MILFY, the new production banner she unveiled Wednesday for Vixen Media Group.
Much like the content on Deeper—her other VMG venture—Kross’ initial wave of MILFY scenes blend crisp, breathtaking aesthetics, strong storylines and sizzling performances from some of the MILF genre’s most accomplished performers.
Penny Barber, Natasha Nice, Maitland Ward and September Reign are among the stars who appear in the eight scenes that currently populate the site. And you can bet that Kross has already assembled a roster of other A-listers to make MILFY the top web destination in its category.
Kross’ timing is impeccable, as the site’s debut comes at a time when demand for MILF content is greater than ever, which explains the recent influx of mature female talent in Porn Valley. Kross most certainly has her list of favorites, but I also know she values the opinion of others.
Especially when they’re as in the know as Frank Lotion.
So without further ado—just in case Kayden hadn’t thought of them—here is a list of 15 performers who I think would (porn)crush it on MILFY.
*Note: This list does not include the MILFs who are already on the site: Lauren Phillips, Maitland Ward, September Reign, Natasha Nice, Holly Hotwife, Penny Barber, Kianna Dior and Charli Phoenix.
Armani Black - The surging Floridian was superb in her last scene for VMG, an anal romp with Mick Blue for Tushy. One of the more youthful MILFs in this bunch, Armani is smoking hot; she’s professional, she can act, she’s upbeat and kind—and her popularity is soaring. She also does DP. There’s nothing not to like. She’d be a great ambassador for this site.
Alexis Fawx - A 13-year porn veteran, Fawx is getting better and better with age. AVN’s 2022 MiLF Performer of the Year is still in immaculate shape and has a massive fanbase. Simply put, she’s a sure thing.
Brandi Love - No performer on this list has as much mainstream appeal as Love, whose bravery to express polarizing opinions on Twitter is admirable and refreshing. She’s the highest-rated MILF performer on Porrhub with a No. 14 overall ranking.
Bunny Madison - Bunny is bootyful … errr, I mean beautiful. And I’m not just talking about her 34DD chest or her picturesque posterior. That face is something to behold too. The Spiegler girl has been in the industry less than two years. She’s a true talent who would flourish on this site.
Caitlin Bell - I may have gawked a time or three at Caitlin when I saw her at the XRCO awards. She was one of the more striking performers in the room. Caitlin has done some quality work, but she needs a big break. This could be it.
Cherie Deville - I mean, duh. Is there anyone better than AVN’s three-time MILF POY? I think not.
Cory Chase - The fitness fanatic has a No. 16 overall rating on Pornhub, ranking her just behind Brandi Love (14) and Lexi Luna (15). That means she’s doing something right. Cory has an amazing body, does anal and is known as a handjob expert. Seems like a good combo.
Jessica Ryan - Jessica is no stranger to VMG, having shot two scorching scenes for Tushy since coming out of retirement in 2021. She’s a consummate professional who takes pride in her work. And her brand continues to thrive thanks to a great social media presence. Seems like a no-brainer.
Lexi Luna - She’s been in the industry since 2016, but Lexi has never been as popular as she is right now. Her No. 15 overall ranking on Pornhub is a testament to her hard work, as she’s made huge strides as a performer. Lexi has done a ton of work for Brazzers and other big studios, but I couldn’t find any scenes from her on the VMG website. That’s baffling and will hopefully change soon.
Melissa Stratton - Any list of “Best MILFs in Porn” that doesn’t include Melissa in the top five has no credibility. She has all the rizz right now despite being in the business for less than two years. Melissa is an elite actress with a flawless body who is well-respected throughout Porn Valley. She’s perfect for this brand.
Rachael Cavalli - I don’t think I’ve ever watched a bad scene from Rachael—or even a subpar one. I love her sensual style and her dirty talk, which work especially well in MILF-themed scenes. I have no doubt she’s on Kayden’s shortlist.
Reagan Foxx - The hottest 53-year-old in porn still performs with the youthful energy of a 20-something trying to make an impression. Reagan has nearly 600 career scenes on her resume and seems like a shoo-in for this site.
Sheena Ryder - The former army nurse is the most underrated MILF in porn. She does anal and DP, is a passionate performer and flourishes in dialogue-driven roles. Sheena also takes great care of her immaculate body; she has a beautiful face and pretty skin. She needs more opportunities, and MILFY seems like the perfect fit.
SlimThick Vic - Part of me hesitated to include Vic on this list simply because I don’t think of her as MILF. But plenty of others do, as she’s been cast in a slew of MILF scenes during her first two years in the industry. Her ass alone would be reason enough to book her, but she checks all of the other boxes, too. Much like Stratton, Madison and Black, Vic has a ton of clout right now and is considered by many to be among the top 20 performers in the business.
Rachel Starr - A 16-year porn veteran, Rachel is one of the best MILFs of all time. And one of the most popular, with a jaw-dropping 4.7 million followers on Instagram. She’s shot nearly 700 scenes in her storied career, including a slew of scorchers for Brazzers and Reality Kings. A 2022 inductee into the AVN Hall of Fame, Rachel recently published her first book, which is entitled “Heart of Stone.”
