Forget about the candied pecans, Lululemon high-rise pants or even that double-headed dildo you put on your Amazon wish list. We at PornCrush are here to deliver the ultimate Christmas gift.
Kimmy Grangerās best tweets of 2023.
Unless you spend your entire existence in your goon cave, youāre surely aware that no one, no one, is more entertaining on social media than Kimmy. The Queen of Cowgirl can make you bust a nutāand also a few blood vessels in your eyes from cackling so hard at her wisecracks and rants.
One of these days, itās going to happen. Someone outside of the adult industryāsomeone much more esteemed than Frank Lotionāis going to discover Kimmy and give her the national stage she deserves. Could be a movie director or a famous YouTuber. Maybe sheāll be headlining at the Comedy Store or hosting the next presidential ball. But something gargantuan is coming, and weāll all be able to say, āWe knew her when ā¦ā
For now, though, Kimmy is the porn worldās little treasure.
So ā¦ enough of this simp shit.
Put down the beef stick your grandma mailed you from Delaware, shove aside the charcuterie board and tell Alexa to pause the Mariah Carey Christmas music and prepare to forward these posts to your friends back home. And then get online and tell Kimmy how much you love her.
Merry Christmas - Frank
